Being Alive Is So Freaking Expensive
The listing is for one high quality short-sleeve unisex crewneck t-shirt. All shirts are made to order.
Please refer to the size chart below (laying flat measurements in inches) if you want to measure it against one of the shirts you currently wear.
| Size | Chest | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
| XS | 33 | 27 | 8 |
| S | 36 | 28 | 8 1/4 |
| M | 40 | 29 | 8 5/8 |
| L | 44 | 30 | 9 1/8 |
| XL | 48 | 31 | 9 5/8 |
| 2XL | 52 | 32 | 10 1/4 |
| 3XL | 56 | 33 | 10 1/2 |
Heather colored shirts are blends of cotton and polyester. Other colors are usually 100% combed and ring-spun cotton. Triblend t-shirts are a mix of combed/ring-spun cotton, polyester and rayon. The color chart is for reference only and is not meant for final color matching. Shades may vary due to changes in manufacturing process and resolution of your computer screen.
Order processing time is 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri). All items are shipped via USPS. Domestic shipping is normally 2-5 bus. days if weather permits.
